Wife & Girlfriend

I got this from e-mail and would like to share it here :-

Of being wife & girlfriend :-

The analogy for instance is..

1. Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
2. At home watch TV, go out bring HP;
3. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP;
4. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP;
5. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated;
6. TV is big, bulky, but hand phone is cute, slim,curvy and very portable at any time;
7. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and demanding;
8. Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have remote;
9. TV do not have virus, but HP have virus, once get it, your life will be miserable.

[Guys, better watch out!]

• And some said : Wife is a HARIMAU, girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU. [BAD idea at all!]

• ** Haha! Para Suami sekalian, sila fikir-fikirkan ye!